tumblr in october
Five years ago, I was escorting a nuclear engineer out of Iran. Somebody shot out my tires near Odessa. We lost control, went straight over a cliff. I pulled us out. But the Winter Solider was there. I was covering my engineer so he shot him straight through me. Soviet slug. No rifling. Bye-bye, bikinis.
807. Muggleborn Percy Jackson fans chatting about enchantments to turn pens into swords, only to facepalm when the purebloods wonder what a pen is.
what if Korra goes to the swamp to find Toph and finds Shrek instead
if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you
*knocks on your door* masquerADE *climbs through your window* PAPER FACES ON PARADE *shakes you* MASQUERADE *punches you in the face* HIDE YOUR FACE SO THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND YOU
bada bada bum ba dada bada dada DA
masquerADE *shuts off all the lights* seething shadows breathing lies *cue spotlight* masquerade *clutches you to my bosom* YOU CAN FOOL ANY FRIEND WHO EVER KNEW YOU
straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*
gay people on tv show: *exist*
ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\
So when is Corpsey going to show up at Abbie and Ichabod’s front door, so the three of them can stare awkwardly at each other before becoming resigned to the fact he has to live with them now?
I mean, that is how this season will go, right?
Ummmmmmm i think i forgot what happened to orlando jones??? Do we know and ive just blocked it out?
You might have, it was very traumatizing. Willful ignorance ftw